Grandpa Bill’s Wisdom

The safest way to tell a lie is to call it an estimate.

Big Business

The company was accused of fraud. While the FBI auditors examined the books, the company sold out to a whole new set of crooks.

Good Grammar

Dangling participles and split infinitives and double negatives and ending sentences with a preposition all them things I have always heard of, but I ain’t never used none of them.

Memorializing

Many Fairfield paved streets are named to honor early residents. However the paved alley is in honor of his honor our mayor.

The Vast Waste Land

If TV news lies get worse, I will believe the commercials first.

Tact

Tact is the ability to tell someone they are an idiot and they agree with it.