2010-08-12 / Columns

Before I Get “Seniler”

by Bill Whitson

Grandpa Bill's Wisdom

If you can't change the world, judge it in the right direction.

Learning From Birds

Pirates' parrots knew how to fly and talk long before the Wright brothers flew at Kitty Hawk.

Take Heart

Our grandchildren are God's indication that there is hope for the next generation.

Mementos

She said, "I am not that kind of girl. I don't expect compensation. Any old diamond ring will do to remind me of you."

A Stranger In Town

Some forty years ago when I made my home here, I was told to "shop Fairfield first."

After shopping Fairfield only twice, I learned to wear a straw hat and overalls to get the hometown price.

Gratitude Is Not Enough

At the end of the semester, the student said, "I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your class." The teacher replied, "That is the reason you flunked speech."

Advice To Senior Citizens

Put your valuables in a lockbox and leave a note with the key for your next of kin in case of a break in.

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