2010-07-29 / Columns

Before I Get “Seniler”

by Bill Whitson
Grandma Slept On The

Back Porch

Grandma fixed cornbread and red beans for supper.

Grandpa ate plateful after plateful.

That night a plume shot from grandpa’s room like ole faithful.

Happy With What

They Have Got

Kids can have more fun playing in a mud puddle in a cow lot than adults in a spa aboard a yacht.

Waiting For The Next

Election Not another tea party. The way I hear it, we don’t need it. Obama has already aroused the silent majority.

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom

If something doesn’t taste the way it’s supposed to, then you know it is good for you.

We Need A Real Rain

Lord you know I am not a griper. But Lord that little shower Tuesday wasn’t enough water to wet a diaper.

Welcome To Fairfield

The original home of power plant pollution. Where every citizen has a solution.

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