False Economy

The sign on the Walmart restroom door says, “All employees must wash their hands before returning to work.”

Because the water ran so slow, Walmart lost a half hour’s work before employees returned to the floor.

The Caribbean Cruise

She said, “The trip was okay. But when we stopped at Mexico, I wanted to see Santa Fe.”

Parks and Parking Lots

Dallas folks are Fairfield jokes. They think our trees come from nurseries.

Czars Selections

Mr. President, I don’t know what to believe. But to give you the benefit of the doubt, you must be extremely naïve.

The Perfect Match

The computer dating service said, “We have processed your profile and found a lady you are sure to like. Just dial the number and ask for Spike.”

Who is Doing What to

Who?

She looked at me as if I had sinned, when I opened the door for the feminist’s friend.