Democracy

A man with a pacemaker was in a terrible car crash. The newly elected JP said, “He still has a heart beat, but without a head I presume he is dead.”

Joe Biden

A reporter recently asked why the vice president never attends a press conference.

President Obama explained, “Vice President Biden serves his country best when he is hiding.”

Grandpa Bill’s Wisdom

The trouble with sobriety is: when you wake up each morning, you know that is the best you will feel all day.

Experimental Drugs

Pharmaceutical companies insist that we pay for medicine that does not exist.

Fairy Land

Little Richard said, “If you exercise with me, you will have the body of a beautiful princess. And there will be no need for Hickory Dickory Doc.”

To Each His Own

The closet transvestite’s wife asked, “Who has been in my drawer drawer?”

Courtesy Calls

Dear Sir: One of us is stupid if you think that will fall for your recorded courtesy call.