The Spark Has Gone

Once he greeted her with a kiss and hug. Now he treats her like a dog does a fire plug.

The Dog and Pony

Show

A congressional hearing a performance where few congressmen ask questions they know the answer to.

Why Grow People in large cities would like to live here for the small town atmosphere.

The Freestone

County Parade

Horses are being replaced by four wheel mules. The aroma of the parade has changed since they use different fuels.

Miss Freestone

County

When she appeared on stage an admirer wondered aloud, “Who made her dress?”

A masculine voice replied, “The all female rules committee.”

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom

There is one lesson that every college freshman will learn. And that is, “If you don’t study, the professor does not give a dern.”