Rick Perry

Rick Perry said, “I am a conservative. I am not one of the liberal mob. I only spend money liberally to conserve my job.”

My Inheritance

I got it from my grandfather. It was in the will. But he had confederate money. So I got the old man’s sex appeal.

Party Loyalty

We know what Kay said about Rick. Now the election is over and they are friends again.

She has left it up to the voters to decide which time she lied.

Missed Bliss

They eloped and were married by an unknown justice of the peace. Since he has known no justice or peace.

Grandpaw Bill’s Wisdom

Old age is an adventure. Every day there is something new that you cannot do.

My Cat

My cat played with yarn string when she was a kitten. Instead of a hairball, she coughed up a mitten.