2010-04-01 / Columns

Before I Get “Seniler”

by Bill Whitson

The Price

of Education

Her father suggested a college and she adored it. On the subject of college tuition he was advised, “If you have to ask, you cannot afford it.”

Could That Be

Paradise

I am sure in heaven the preachers will be preaching to each other.

But I am not so sure that I want to be the jerk doing the work.

Salvation

It is not about your works. It is not about your giving. It is about your reason for living.

Mobs

A loud crowd gathered to protest health care legislation. So Lord help us. They are the same kind of people who chanted “Free Barabbas”.

Love Grown Old

Now I cannot deliver. I am not cupid. But there is not another arrow in my quiver.

On the Map

Roswell, New Mexico became world known when a UFO crashed near there. Fairfield, Texas can become just as famous. But, folks, we must come up with our own hoax.

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom

Winning the lottery will give you a winning personality.

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