Before I Get “Seniler”

Educated

He went to college and got lots of knowledge. Now he has graduated and can make any subject complicated.

Poor Ratings

The TV judge shows have run too long. They can’t keep going on. There is a limit to the ways they can say, “The gift was a loan.”

Dignified

My name is really “Billy Ray”. I look to the day in the future when I am awarded the Pulitzer Prize for American literature. And when it is announced that I have won, don’t be surprised if I change my name to “William Raymond”.

Making People Smile

God’s grace shines through the person that drew the first smiley face.

Family Planning

The couple didn’t like men. They wanted a family, but didn’t know where to begin.

So they placed a help wanted ad in the paper. “Would like to meet a sperm donor or a husband loaner”.

Grandpaw Bill’s Wisdom

Some problems are urgent. Some problems ain’t. To realize progress, prioritize your complaint.