Busy

Yesterday I didn’t do much. But today I must rest up, so I can get my hair cut.

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom

I have never known a self made man who tried to hide his pride.

This Week’s Scam

The dairymen worked a scheme. They went from two percent milk to one percent, raised the price and sold the cream.

The Winter Olympics

It must take lots of skill to slide down a hill.

He won the snowboarding competition. And the fans adored it. Now he plans a snowboard career as long as Daddy can afford it.

The winter olympics bring out the world’s most masculine women and the world’s sissiest men.

A Prejudice Test

Have you ever said “thank you” or “please” to a dude with his crotch down between his knees.

Enjoy The Snow

Children accept God’s gift as it is intended. But adults complain about the windchill as they go about scraping their windshield.