Taxes

Our country fought a war against taxation without representation.

Now we support a large Army and Navy. Soon there will be a tax on biscuits and gravy.

Euthanasia

Obama said, “Euthanasia is sad. But youth in Africa need help just as bad.”

How to Say “Recall” in

Japan

They are too far from Detroit to make a car.

They have gone from rickshaws with two wheels to automobiles.

Girls Grow Up Faster

When we were six, she tried to kiss me. But I resisted.

When we were sixteen, she forgot that I existed.

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom

Illegal immigration will stop when our youth learn, “You cannot start a career at the top.”

UFOs

My grandkid said, “Look, Grandpaw, a UFO.” And he was right. It was just an ordinary kite.

A UFO is anything in the sky that you don’t know.