2010-02-18 / Columns

Before I Get “Seniler”

by Bill Whitson

Modern Movies

The movies can’t escape public scorn. She wants popcorn and he wants porn.

Another Bad Sign

If you take her out to dine and she orders a jug of wine.

Lonesome Ain’t the

Word

I miss you, Dear. I need you back for just an hour. There is something growing in the shower.

Indian Casinos

Indian no longer take scalps. Now the scalper take pale face’s wampum from “um”.

Democracy at Work

While Obama was making healthcare speeches, the insurance lobby was quietly doling out campaign money.

TV Fine Print

It is too small for me to see it, and there is not enough time to read it.

But it raised my concern. There must be something that they don’t want me to learn.

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