The Good Ole Days

I am glad that I had my operation before insurance ripoff became the tradition.

My Review

The recent Republican debate revealed one thing. Whether you reside in the senate or the governor’s mansion, you have lots to hide.

When asked about the Texas Corridor, Rick could have dropped through the floor. On the issue of “Roe vs. Wade” I saw Kay gulp as if she suddenly had lockjaw.

Think First

My new neighbor said, “Today I met your retired boss.”

I said, “Don’t trust the lying slob, whatever you do.” He replied, “Well, he sure speaks well of you.”

I said, “The good man was just doing his job.”

Grandpaw Bill’s

Advice

Don’t buy cheap tissue. Your finger may poke through. But if it fails, don’t bite your nails.

Not to Worry

While the Pharaoh was away, the harem girl danced for the palace guard. But the Pharaoh knew there was nothing else a eunuch could do.

Fairfield

We are not known throughout the world. But per capita we have the most squirrels.