Before I Get Seniler

2010-01-21 / Columns

by Bill Whitson

In the News

It is not according to his design, but Tiger Woods has temporarily replaced “Obama Bashing” as the national pastime.

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom

Education with no plausible explanation is simply superstition.

Working for Walmart

There is one truth that each employee must embrace.

“A flattened box takes up less space.”

A Sand Trap

She played beach volleyball in a bikini. The tiny top held only a small bit of grit.

Helpless

This nation needs some sort of health care legislation. Right now my life is in the hands of some unknown insurance man.

Bread

There is whole wheat, sourdough and rye. Which one to buy. One is as good as the other. I just need something to hold a sandwich together.

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