The old playboy lost his desire. His young bride had extinguished his fire.

Flu Season

They say, “Cough in your elbows, and don’t wipe your nose on your clothes.”

From the

Ivory Tower

No one can wreck a company quicker than an over-educated, overpaid team builder.

Grandpaw’s Love

Yes dear, Grandpaw loves you a lot. Yes dear, Grandpaw can love you without seeing what you have done in the pot.

The Colorado

Ski Trip

He said, “Man, I had a blast. Will you sign my leg cast?”

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom If you are always right, it is best to keep it quiet.