Before I Get Seniler

2009-12-24 / Columns

by Bill Whitson

Company Issued

Morals

The CEO is driving the company into the ground by demanding loyalty up with no loyalty down.

Your Legacy

You may say nice things and do good deeds, but if you lose your temper, that is what folks will remember.

Soap Operas The crew was ready to tape the show. Between commercials they had undress rehearsals.

On the Other Side

As we go through this life, there is no guarantee. But when we get to heaven we will have an extended warranty.

Odd But True Gay doesn't mean what it did when I was a kid.

Now it is about the games they play.

Implants

After my pacemaker was implanted, I can't understand why a woman would endure twice the pain to attract a man.

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