Before I Get “Seniler”

2009-12-17 / Columns

by Bill Whitson

Christmas Time

People only stop on I45 to refresh and refuel. But on the square we have time to share.

Grandpaw Bill’s

Wisdom

The health care bill is doomed to fail. “Never try to kill a rattlesnake by cutting off its tail.”

On the Job Training

You don’t have to be smart to work for Walmart. But there is one rule each employee must accept with grace. “If you flatten a box, it will take up less space.”

A Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, I want a Barbie and junior wants a basketball. But most of all we want our daddy to come back from Iraq.

The 25-year Watch

He gracefully accepted the watch. For 25 years he had never stolen a dime. But the watch was a constant reminder that for 25 years he had been stealing company time.

It Is No Accident

If you think something is simply a coincidence, think again, it may be God sent.

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