Democrats

A politician votes the party line everytime. A statesman votes his conscience when the legislation is important to the nation.

In Texas We Waterski

Every Texan I know is smarter than a damn yankee.

They don’t fool us. They are only putting on a show when they play in that cold damn snow.

Kids Are Smart These

Days The little girls said, “When I woke up last night Mama and Daddy were having a big fight.

But this morning Mama said that she loved Daddy. Now I am afraid that I am going to have another baby brother.”

A Truckstop Waitress

To earn a living she must sling hash and talk trash. And she must swing her hips for tips.

Just Boy Things

We allow a mama’s boy to join the crowd just to hang out. But everything we did, our parents soon heard about.