Our Dilemma

We pray for our country's future while we hope for our President's failure.

Justified

The sex offender was to be reformed by the town do-gooder. Shortly thereafter his mutilated body was found murdered and neutered.

Publicity

He tried to use the evening news to fool folks. But it was a hoax. He launched his homemade balloon. Now he is a nationally known buffoon.

At First Glance

When a young couple meet, she judges him by how well he is dressed. He judges her by how well she is blessed.

There Ought to

be a Law

Insurance companies refuse to operate within the ideals of democracy. But the solution is not the creation of another government bureaucracy.

At My Convenience

Lord, I know I should help others whenever I can. But, please Lord, not when I have another plan.

Grandpa Bill's

Wisdom

If he is henpecked at home, there is one thing that you can be sure. On the job he is an overbearing slob.