The Depression

Now we are a nation of unfinished projects and broken dreams. But things are not as bad as it seems.

Urgent

I think I am catching the swine flu. I don't know what to do. I can't afford to get ill. Hurry up, Congress, and shut up, and pass some sort of a health bill.

A Sign on the Door

Caution: Sleep acne. Wake me in case of fire only.

Not Again

The environmentalist bored everyone at the town hall meeting with his vast number of credentials. He passed up a good place to shut up and relax. But it was only his premature climax.

Grandpa Bill's

Wisdom

Remember, young ladies, a man can be a liar and a coward. If you are not careful, you will wake up and find yourself all alone and deflowered.