I said, "I go to work and you stay at home and cook."

She said, "I am not going to live this way."

Now the kids eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and I eat frozen dinners three times a day.

A Letter from

Leavenworth

Come hail or high water, the revenuers would show up at any time and bust up my still and pour out my shine.

Subsidized Free

Enterprise

It is no secret. Insurance companies are over charging the American public. Everyone but our congressman knows it.

As he continues to praise the American way, we still continue to pay.

Grandpa Bill's

Wisdom

If they ask for feedback, be ready for a counterattack.

My Sunday School

Shoes

I wore my first pair of shoes to church with pride. They were real cowhide. But my feet were so tough, my new shoes wore out from the inside.

Just for Laughs Sometimes I may use other folks' jokes. But I can explain. A funny story is public domain.