Just Kids

The kindergarten teacher said, "Class, that is not nice. Now stop giggling."

Little Katlyn said, "But teacher, it wasn't me, and it wasn't my friend Mikey either. Cause Mikey's smell like wienies."

A Senior Moment

Young men, always remember what I am about to tell you. And live by it every day.

Now I have forgotten what I was about to say."

Why Not Me?

Between shows, Michael Jackson appeared with a cute little turned up nose.

Why can't I have one of those?

Ladies Ride

Sidesaddle

Lady Godiva rode through town minus her gown.

Peeping Tom only saw her back side. But he was watching for her lordship on her return trip.

Evolution

Chimpanzees are just under developed humanoids with over developed hemorrhoids.

Scarred for Life

He was a young colt. But his desires were unyielding. Now he is a young gelding.