August 27, 2009 RSS feed / Columns

Writer's Roost

Here it is still so hot that it takes two gallons of ice water and a half-gallon of Gatorade to replace all the sweat that rolls off you while mowing the lawn, and they're already playing football. Serious football. More...

Before I Get "Seniler"

Just Kids The kindergarten teacher said, "Class, that is not nice. Now stop giggling." Little Katlyn said, "But teacher, it wasn't me, and it wasn't my friend Mikey either. Cause Mikey's smell like wienies. More...