Before I Get 'Seniler'

Gone but not

Forgotten

The fair is over, the crowd has gone.

The livestock odor lingers on.

Standing Idly By

When we go shopping please don't ask me to hold your purse for you, honey. People look at me funny.

The Quick Fix

President Obama said, "I have the solution to our economic depression.

I am sure of my plan's success.

So today I am ordering the treasury department to increase the speed of the thousand dollar bill printing press."