Cell Phones

I can't use a cell phone. It's not because I'm dumb, I just can't press those tiny little numbers with the side of my thumb.

My Stuff

I said, "I see that you have the Recorder. Be sure and read my stuff, it is the latest rage." She replied, " I use your stuff to line the bottom of the bird cage."

Without A Doubt

The recent rains have shown us clearly that our city storm drainage system is based on the evaporation theory.

Yes Father I Am

Listening

Before church daddy said, "You are here to learn. Do not speak." After church daddy's belt taught me turn the other cheek.